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  2. From: bt456@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Tom W. Finley)
  3. Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
  4. Subject: Politically Correct Star Trek
  5. Date: 7 Mar 1994 05:13:32 GMT
  6. Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
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  11.  
  12. Star Trek: Politically Correct Terms
  13.     By Tom Finley
  14.  
  15.   Because of recent battles of species names being racist, the
  16. Enterprise crew has once again saved the day by coming up with
  17. these politically correct terms.  If you don't use them you'll
  18. be considered a racist and a bigot.
  19.  
  20. Human: Posterior Annexation Deprived
  21. Vulcan: Emotionally Challenged
  22. Klingon: Intellectually Inert
  23. Romulan: Violently Abundant
  24. Cardassian: Pacifisticly Deprived
  25. Bajoran: Uncomely Proboscised
  26. Tellarite: Quibble Abuntant
  27. Pakled: Vernacularly Deprived
  28. Borg: Mechanistically Complete
  29. Feringi: Unpretentiously Deprived
  30. Android: (who cares?)
  31. Betazoid: Psychologically Transmitive
  32.  
  33. Example!  My two assistants Disk and Drive will demonstrate.
  34.  
  35. Disk: Hey!  Who's that Betazoid babe over there?
  36. Drive: That's Deanna Trio.
  37. Disk: I heard she had a hairy butt.
  38. Drive: We're humans.
  39. Disk: Yeah.  Who's that ugly Klingon over there?
  40. Drive: That's Worf.
  41.  
  42. Now we secretly change all the offensive words to politaclly
  43. correct.
  44.  
  45. Disk: Hey!  Who's that psychologically transmitive astetically
  46. pleasing woman over there?
  47. Drive: That's Deanna Trio.
  48. Disk: I heard she had a folically abundant posterior.
  49. Drive: We're posterior annexation deprived.
  50. Disk: Yeah.  Who's that handsomly-inactive intellectually
  51. inert over there?
  52. Drive: That's Worf.
  53.  
  54. There we go.  See how unoffensive their conversation became
  55. when they used politically correct terms instead of racist
  56. name calling?  And oh so convinient..  Thank you for you're
  57. attention.
  58.  
  59. I dunno about the spelling here but.. eh, good enough.
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